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Three wholesome reasons to get to the Empty Bottle tonight:

1. You are an ardent supporter of Chicago’s underground music scene and tonight’s show is Chicagoland from top to bottom. Or maybe you aren’t, but you love what’s happening in today’s garage scene and tonight’s show is garage heaven from top to bottom.  Maybe you don’t want me speaking for you but want to get out of your cold apartment.  Any way you slice it you should head to the Bottle tonight.

2. Headliners, The Yolks, claim to put the soul back into rock ‘n’ roll.  Fans of The Sonics or Music Machine know what this means.  It means goodness for those of you not
in the know.  Supporting act Tyler Jon Tyler offer a little bit of a new wave vocal style to their garage punk sound and the garage-pop quartet The Sleepovers will kick things off.   A win-win if ever there was one.

3. It’s Monday night.  You’ve got a long, cold week ahead.  Maybe some holiday (for those of us at war with Christmas!) shopping is hanging over your head.  Well guess what, friends, all the goodness mentioned above can be had for the low low price of FREE!  What the hay.  Go dance some of that holiday season angst away so you’re not
assholes to those of us that serve your shopping needs this time of year.  Sorry.  Get out there and dance for the sake of dancing.

9:30 p.m. Monday, 12/14, Empty Bottle. 21+ FREE FREE FREE!Ross Meyerson