And now the latest from the completely batshit world of Smashing Pumpkins’ frontman – it’s so difficult not to use the word former before the previous phrase – Billy Corgan.

As first reported on Pitchfork.com, Charitybuzz.com, a non-profit auction site which focuses on trendy and innovative marketing, is auctioning off a lunch with Billy Corgan! Even better is that the winner of the auction has to pick up the tab! Details straight from the auction’s page:

Bid now and meet this extremely multi-talented star for lunch in Chicago or Los Angeles for a unique lunch opportunity not to be forgotten!

Donated by: Billy Corgan

Terms: Includes: Lunch with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins in LA or Chicago. Valid for 2 people at a mutually convenient time. Restaurant TBD. Winner is responsible for the bill.

Yes, it’s surely an opportunity to not be forgotten! Maybe you can finally have a chance to berate him for making the horrible, horrible album that was Zeitgeist or, better yet, just tell him to quit making music all together. Either way, it’s an incredible opportunity to buy lunch for the man who single handedly destroyed one of my favorite childhood bands.

The current minimum bid is $650 with $750 the next lowest minimum bid available as bidding is in increments of $100. If interested, you better hurry up because bidding closes on June 30 at 12:17 p.m. CST.